WHEN TRAVIS KELCE was a young man, his college football coach pulled him aside one day and told him the secret of life: Everybody you meet in this world is either a fountain or a drain.
“I need fountains,” the coach growled at Kelce.
“I don’t need f—ing drains.
Travis, you’re f—ing draaaining me!”
Persons:
TRAVIS KELCE, growled
Locations:
Kelce, Travis