“He arrived at the intersection of American history, where he put a quarter in the parking meter of destiny, leaving the car, looking to avoid stepping in the urine puddle of jurisprudence.” — JON STEWART, mocking the media’s coverage of Trump’s arrival in court“Seriously, are we going to follow this guy to court every [expletive] day?
If the media tries to make us feel like the most mundane [expletive] is earth-shattering, we won’t believe you when it’s really interesting.
It’s your classic ‘Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer.’” — JON STEWART“Look, we've got a long ways to go here.
It’s the first day of the first of his 438 trials to come.
Pace yourselves, and if you’re bored, you can always start planning how you’re going to [expletive] up covering his next trial and the sober mea culpa you’ll deliver during his next term as president.” — JON STEWART
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