The group raises a glass and toasts your hospitality — well, everybody except you know who.
Susie, who is married to Jeff and clearly finds Larry as much of an irritant as you’ve begun to, asks, “You can’t clink, Larry?” Why should he?
“Because it’s a custom that people do, which is friendly and nice.” Larry takes a sip of water and asks the most peculiar question: “What is this, tap?” It is.
“Surprised you don’t have a filter.” Do you A. serve him your coldest glance and witheringly reply, “You have no filter,” or B. ask him to leave your home?
If you’re Marilyn, you do both.
Persons:
Marilyn, you’ve, Larry David, Susie, Jeff, Larry, “