These were Keston Park’s problems — not mine and probably not Tom Cruise’s.
Tom Cruise, as he and I both now knew, was most likely secretly living at another estate I had turned up in my research — one that was even closer to the airport.
Tom Cruise would be crazy not to live here, I thought as I stroked the soft, sun-warmed mane of a little white donkey.
Except, upon my arrival at the end of an idyllic woodland stroll, I discovered that Cruise did not live there either.
I righted the gnome and ambled on, in search of another public footpath that would, I hoped, lead me to where Cruise actually lived.
Persons:
Cruise, Tom Cruise’s, Tom Cruise
Organizations:
Mushroom
Locations:
Biggin Hill, Keston, Bromley, —, Biggin