Feral Girl Summer is over and Married Girl Summer has arrived.
Summer is coming, and with it the yearly onslaught of attempts to label a season that has not yet happened.
Welcome to your Amy March Girl Summer.
Many of these declarations are not meant to be taken seriously, and plenty will not succeed (see: Hot Vax Summer and, less consequentially, The New York Times’s endorsement of the Dirty Shirley).
“No summer ever came back, and no two summers ever were alike,” wrote Nathaniel Hawthorne, who died 155 years before he would have been able to listen to Megan Thee Stallion’s “Hot Girl Summer.”
Persons:
Ed Sheeran, Hugo Spritz, Amy, Shirley, ”, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Megan Thee
Organizations:
Media
Locations:
The, York