Then, midsentence, she back rolls into a standing position — in heels. The move brings the house down, but doesn’t stop the show. As natural as it is indescribably comical, the action makes plain that Simard, 53, is more invested in continuing the larger story. “I had to get up, and it occurred to me that it’s a great juxtaposition between a dress that makes me look like a human feather duster, and ‘Why not?’” she said. “I’m of the school that says you have to take a bunch of spaghetti and throw it at the wall and see what sticks.”

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