This is the 13th edition (!) of The Rules for Thanksgiving Family Touch Football, and yes: I’m as surprised as you that this party is still going. This annual column has outlasted most NFL coaching careers, a global pandemic, Quibi, CNN+, Mikes Bloomberg and Pence for President, and anyone caring about NFTs. It’s older than both of my children, and doesn’t groan when I ask it to stop playing Minecraft and unload the dishwasher, either. As always, I am thankful for you.

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Persons: Mikes, Pence, doesn’t, Let’s Organizations: CNN, Mikes Bloomberg