The Bahamas has more than 700 islands and cays; remote workers and students can live on 16 of them, including Eleuthera (shown here).
"I hear she's staying right up the street," a woman sitting alone at the bar told us.
With a population of only 1,800, Harbour Island and its one and only town, Dunmore Town, makes Saint Barts (population 11,000) look like midtown Manhattan.
The woman herself, she explained, had moved to Eleuthera, a 10-minute water taxi ride away, where the hoi polloi rarely come, apparently.
All of which begs the question: Why on earth would anyone, let alone Taylor Swift and a bunch of billionaires, come to this tiny speck?
Persons:
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, speck, bemusement, Barts, she's, eyeing, Saint
Locations:
Bahamas, Dunmore Town, Manhattan, Eleuthera